SUPER FLASH BROTHERS EVENT! (In honour of the Super Flash Brothers, Dr Zess brings you the unofficial guide to their JOKE game…
The Legend of Zelda: The Lampshade of no Real Significance [Unofficial Guide/Walkthrough]
(A game designed by the Super Flash Bros)
The Legend of Zelda: The Lampshade of no Real Significance guide
{just a really quick review and guide/walkthrough of the game. Play it here.
Main controls arrow keys <^> to move and the space bar to select/play.
Press Ctrl+F to find something in the guide.
In the desert area, walk through the door to face the Lampshade Guardian: Invincible Sewer Demon which is “invincible”. Simply walk up to the power plug and press space bar to unplug it. There, you have defeated it. Collect the lampshade of no real significance then climb the ladder. Walk up past the sign that says Hyssule and past the mcdonalds to talk to the guard.
Collect the big bag of money then return to McDonalds. John will walk out of McDonalds. Go inside and talk to Tom to find that all the meat has gone. Outside McDonalds is a cross road section. Go right to John & Ritchie’s (J&R) house then go down to Dim’s Decline house. Talk to Dim and he will give you the hair products on the table in exchange for the big bag of money which he will use to buy a Nintendo Revolution. Return to McDonalds and talk to Samus who is seated at a table. She will give you the small extreme iron in her happy meal in exchange for the hair products. Outside McDonalds is the cross road section. Go left, down and left again to the grave yard. Give the small extreme iron to the grave digger (NOT Dante). The grave digger chews on it and “accidentilly” swallows it and dies. Take his Vase.
Go right, right again and meet Dan who is standing near the well. He will give you the LegendaryFrog in exchange for the Vase. Go up then left to the Newgrounds office and talk to Snake (from Metal Gear Solid). Give the legendary frog to Snake and he will give you tiger face paint. Go right and right again to Pinkanjo’s (J&R) house. Give the face painting to Kirby inside. He will give you the Taiser. Go down, left and left again to JT and Dan. Face JT and press spacebar to kill…I MEAN electrocute him. Go inside and collect his Light gun. Leave the house then go left to the Graveyard. Give the lightgun to Dante (from Devil May Cry) and he will give you the shovel.
Dig up the uncovered grave and collect the corpse. Take the corpse to McDonalds and give it to Tom. Collect the burger he makes for you and finally take it to the guard. The guard falls over with stomache pains, so walk past him over the bridge and into the temple. Place the lampshade on the alter to perfect the Feng Shui of the room. That concludes this great adventure of Link.
Guest Appearances
Super Flash Bros
Since Tom of The Super Flash Bros made this game, you will find Dim and Tom in the game. They, (the Super Flash Bros) have many flash animations on Newgrounds and usually collaborate with Double Helix. They even appear in the breakthrough flash series “The Decline of (Video) Gaming” (or Decline). They have they’re own website at superflashbros.net and even have an article in The Wikipedia Online Encliopedia.
Double Helix
Double Helix are Dan and JT. They helped make and appeared in Decline of (Video) Gaming with The Super Flash Bros. Double Helix are big fans of Final Fantasy XII. They appear in the game. JT is asleep outside his house and Dan is trying to wake him up.
Pinkanjo
Are another famous flash group on Newgrounds. Makers on the hit series “Perfect Kirby” and other usually Kirby related flash animations. They are John and Ritchie or (J&R). John walks out of McDonalds and has eaten all of the meat. Ritchie is in the house.
LegendaryFrog
Another famous name on Newgrounds. LegendaryFrog has his own great website (like Super Flash Bros) and is a great flash artist. He usually goes for the Lord of the Rings take offs (and is a fan himself) but is artist to legend of zelda and other flash animations. He is the Frog that Dan (of Super Flash Bros) gives you in exchange for the Vase.
Kirby
Appears in the house of John and Ritchie. He is training for a stealth mission.
Samus
Appears in McDonalds. She is featured in various flash animations.
Snake
Main character of Metal Gear Solid video games. Is lurking outside the Newgrounds office.
Dante
Main character of the Devil May Cry video games. Is at the graveyard.
RubberNinja
Another flash artist on Newgrounds. He is the person behind the counter of PC World.
COPYWRITE Dr Zess 2007
